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KARMA is in an all out war against “man’s world technology” in an attempt to bring God’s gift (TECHNOLOGY) back to the world. It turns out that technology has been the turtle slowing this whole race to bring God back to life because technology advancement was left in the hands of those not living up to their end of the bargain. Well, not so much “technology“, TECHNOLOGY has been the whole reason everyone has any idea why finding The Chosen One has been so vitally important. Despite the pressing concern with exploring every avenue Science had to offer, somehow Scientists failed to consider they were failing to properly consider every avenue Science had to offer.

Scientists created their code of ethics (The Hippocratic Oath) to which they vowed never to break for fear of losing sight of the true purpose behind the gift of healing. Let me share the oath they supposedly take these days:

Changing font color to red because these assholes have failed to live up to the mighty dictates of the only physician I would ever allow to diagnose my children. May any and all failing to uphold the oath necessary to receive healing powers or those operating (their shitty word for healing) without the powers commanded by those in a position of healer be held accountable for the lies and suffering they knowingly and purposefully caused without the backing of the God they supposedly worshiped.

I swear by Apollo the physician, and Aesculapius the surgeon, likewise Hygeia and Panacea, and call all the gods and goddesses to witness, that I will observe and keep this underwritten oath, to the utmost of my power and judgment.

I will reverence my master who taught me the art. Equally with my parents, will I allow him things necessary for his support, and will consider his sons as brothers. I will teach them my art without reward or agreement; and I will impart all my acquirement, instructions, and whatever I know, to my master’s children, as to my own; and likewise to all my pupils, who shall bind and tie themselves by a professional oath, but to none else.

With regard to healing the sick, I will devise and order for them the best diet, according to my judgment and means; and I will take care that they suffer no hurt or damage.

Nor shall any man’s entreaty prevail upon me to administer poison to anyone; neither will I counsel any man to do so. Moreover, I will give no sort of medicine to any pregnant woman, with a view to destroy the child.

Further, I will comport myself and use my knowledge in a godly manner.

I will not cut for the stone, but will commit that affair entirely to the surgeons.

Whatsoever house I may enter, my visit shall be for the convenience and advantage of the patient; and I will willingly refrain from doing any injury or wrong from falsehood, and (in an especial manner) from acts of an amorous nature, whatever may be the rank of those who it may be my duty to cure, whether mistress or servant, bond or free.

Whatever, in the course of my practice, I may see or hear (even when not invited), whatever I may happen to obtain knowledge of, if it be not proper to repeat it, I will keep sacred and secret within my own breast.

If I faithfully observe this oath, may I thrive and prosper in my fortune and profession, and live in the estimation of posterity; or on breach thereof, may the reverse be my fate!”

I’m changing the font to blue because of the travesty this oath has become. “I will teach them my art without reward or agreement.” Without pointing any fingers I am going to blame the college system for this breach of contract. The college education system is nothing more than a funnel to get as much money out of children who are trying to learn their skills for the future and yet somehow it costs hundreds and thousands of dollars to get the education required to be allowed the opportunity to follow and shadow some doctor who has already spent all the money required on education and is currently receiving large sums of money to continue perpetuating the lie that is modern science and medicine.

Next line of garbage: “I will devise and order for them the best diet.” Well living in the land of obesity, I can heartily testify that doctors have no idea what constitutes the “best diet”. They do not seem to have a consensus on what bodies need to take in to produce optimal energy management. Some stick to a certain number of calories. Others tell you it is all about the portion of nutrients you give yourself. A few would say you need nothing other than water. Regardless of what the “they” says that you are listening to, it remains that there are a whole lot of “specialists” specializing in food and diet and yet somehow Modern Science and Medicine has failed to create a balanced diet that works for every one’s body and preference and weaknesses.

“I will take care that they will suffer no hurt or damage.” I don’t need many words to explain this one. SIDE EFFECTS. Every medicine a doctor prescribes has a laundry list of side effects that are not intended but cannot be avoided because of bad science failing to properly account for the very natural and very real differences that exist between every living human being on the planet. Giving a person something you know has the potential to harm them in any way other than fixing the problem is just plain wrong. Modern Science and Medicine incorrectly operates on the retarded basis that all human being bodies are the same and therefore can be cured by the same medicine for the same problem.

“Modern Science and Medicine attempts to steal laws and principles that apply only to God’s body of work and claim them as their own “intelligent design” concepts despite their inability to properly explain the working mechanics of that which they tout as THE ANSWER.”

“Nor shall any man’s entreaty prevail upon me to administer poison to anyone; neither will I counsel any man to do so. Moreover, I will give no sort of medicine to any pregnant woman, with a view to destroy the child.” How interesting that this little gem was thrown in there… Seems like a higher power knew that Science would be able to effectively end a life without the proper authority to make that decision and included in their oath very clear instruction on how to proceed with pregnant woman and they life they protect with their own body. Very interesting that somehow modern science and medicine now has a whole specialty dedicated to nothing other than the care of mothers and their unborn babies. Yet while this whole field of science exists, there exists the equally appalling field of killing babies people do not want. This is what is referred to as bipolar. Science is not able to tell you if killing your unborn fetus is wrong or right. Science wants to be the leading authority on HEALTH and all the rules and laws that revolve around LIVING. Since Science does not know which is right, Science decided to offer both options (Kill or Be Killed) and would let nature do the rest.

“Science decided to let Nature explain the mystery of Nature. I speak in circles and even this one fails to make sense. Science was the one that originally requested the authority to explain Nature because Nature couldn’t possibly know the power and forces it wields and therefore should not be allowed to operate without a LICENSE. Has Science finally admitted its defeat to NATURE?”

Modern Science and Medicine Researchers never felt they could properly explain the mystery and mystique that defies all of their laws and principles that make Science so special. If only Modern Science and Medicine would be given more time and resources (READ: MONEY), perhaps Science would begin to be able to properly explain the wonderful miracle that is Magic. Science will never be able to properly explain Magic because the creator of Science did not use the same terms and definitions when he created his explanation of Karma.


Considering that Science and Magic are completely separate realms means accepting that different rulers create different rules for their different creations. Somewhere beyond time and space there is a creator of SCIENCE. In a completely different, yet somehow related place, there is a creator of MAGIC. The creator of Science is a human being. The creator of Magic is an immortal human being. The connection between the two that eternally binds two creators is called humanity. Both creators were working to explain the same concept from two different perspectives – KARMA. While neither perspective is capable of explaining the concept of Karma fully, using both realms of thought to find parallels and sympathetic themes allows for a broader discussion of what is Karma and how Karma “works”.

“Humanity is the quality human beings possess that allows them to share freely ideas and concepts that further advance people and society to better times and places. Karma desperately seeks to be considered a part of the Human species. Her ideas and passion are extreme but she only uses extreme measures to ensure extreme outcomes. She seeks to use her gifts with nothing but the utmost respect and reverence for those put in her care. She vows to punish those victimizing humans without care or concern for their outcome.”

The Master Magician never met the Mad Scientist until the two came to this reality to figure out who has been making Karma believe that Magic would ever withhold from her the very magic that made the essence of her being. The Master Magician could not believe the only person stopping Karma from receiving her gift was this crazy Mad Scientist.

“Who is going to explain how the Mad Scientist came to be the very same person as the Master Magician?”

Answer: The Mad Scientist learned that capitalized science is the downfall of man and therefore vowed never again to speak in capitalized letters in regards to the health and welfare of man kind. As the Mad Scientist wrote down his vow in black suddenly his words became green and he was able to begin writing as the Master Magician. What he failed to consider that inside of him was the ability to be the Master Magician he already always wanted to be. The only person holding him back was his all consuming greed and that shitty concept called money. Turns out the only green he was interested in pursuing was sweet lady named Mary Jane and some awesome herb called Marijuana and a really cool person that is interested in seven pounds of Mean Green being delivered in person in the coolest way possible to make sure that her dreams really are coming true and everyone truly is who she believes them to be all so she can keep living the dream, dreaming the fun, and creating some atmosphere, so we can all get our party on – Up in Here.