Toilet duty sucks donkey. Truer words have never been said. Toilet doody goes along with toilet duty. Sucks is the same meaning as flush. Donkey is connected to balls which has a loose association with ass because it smells like an asshole let out a loose stool. Which I did. And which made me let out a tight-fit turd to release the brown gooo… all for you. T.D.does not mean the same things as touchdown because no part of me wants to touch anything down to nothing after I’m done unleashing the smelly poo down the porcelain pot – also known as toilet duty.